watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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