Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Randomize