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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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