he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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