You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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