Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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