He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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