this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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