how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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