We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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