Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Will exercising make me less horny?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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