I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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