What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just want to make out with him forever
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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