is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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