How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Barsexuality is the new black.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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