I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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