Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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