Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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