That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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