I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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