i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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