Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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