That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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