he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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