Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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