I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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