Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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