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I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.

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(937): I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again. http://tfl.nu/hfw8

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(510): View more from California

You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...

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(510): You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock... http://tfl.nu/jcau

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(404): View more from Georgia

standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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(404): standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture. http://tfl.nu/15y7

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(330): View more from Ohio

So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night

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(330): So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night http://tfl.nu/sszo

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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.

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(978): bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/o1ww

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(417): View more from Missouri

Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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(417): Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever. http://tfl.nu/md7w

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.

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(780): I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe. http://tfl.nu/j3zt

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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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(914): He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will. http://tfl.nu/096i

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(570): They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier. http://tfl.nu/s3gh

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?

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...did you eat that brownie?

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(423): Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic? (707): ...did you eat that brownie? http://tfl.nu/j241

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(415): View more from California

Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.

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(415): Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that. http://tfl.nu/2d02

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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.

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(818): All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since. http://tfl.nu/jafz

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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement

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(330): I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement http://tfl.nu/yzu8

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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him

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(813): You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him http://tfl.nu/hong

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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls

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(406): My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls http://tfl.nu/ydwq

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