your thong is hanging out like whoa
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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