You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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