he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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