Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it's like iHOP with fire
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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