You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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