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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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