Tell her she can't have a vagina
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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