wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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