I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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