He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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