Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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