Three words: puerto rican gang bang
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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