I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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