I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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