Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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