I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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