I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She even gives head with a lisp.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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