Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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