She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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