Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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