no, he came in my armpit
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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