margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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